Bijan

What is Bijan?


1.

Bijan, a common Iranian name

"woah, Bijan are you Arabic or something?" "no dumbass Im persian."

See Bijan

2.

A name used to describe and very sweet, loving, smexy prince. Very rare to find, and very great in bed. A must to hold on to when found. Only the bestest best guy of any girls' dreams!

OMG, you're dating a Bijan? You're so lucky!

See bijan, bijon

3.

One of exceptional brutality. Is commonly seen in the Atlantean suburbs wandering about with his 'crew'. Extreme caution should be exercised whilst sighting a Bijan. It may take a common glance as a glare and challenge you and surrounding parties to a POKEMON BATTLE!!

beware

That Bijan nearly smited me with his vicious metal claw!

See anchor, toothpick, shower, sonic, loitering

4.

A rare species of Persian cat. So rare, in fact, that there is only one. The BIJAN looks extremely different from the others. He has far less fur then his brethren and has learned to walk on two legs and speak. The BIJAN is the feistiest of all felines, often emitting purrring noises and occasionally making its ferocious RAWRs and ROARs in order to scare its predators, such as the Vicky ;), away. Their diets consist of mainly nutella. The BIJAN is quite sexyful, but don't be fooled! If seen, call 911 immediately! :OO

Chick one: Hey, isn't that Bijan over there, eating some nutella?

Chick two: Damn. He's hot!

Bijan: RAWR!!

See bijan, persian, cat, hot, nutella

5.

the art of deception

"Wow he sure can bijan with that deck o cards I tell ya what."

See magician, black magic, heaven


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