Bike Vegan

What is Bike Vegan?


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A person who is obsessed with tofu and their rusted-out bike that was made in 1978. This individual usually lives in an urban area, but originates from a rural area far from the city. They most likey attend art school and work at local restaurants or Starbucks. They can be found weaving between 4 lanes of city traffic with their one-strapped satchel over their shoulder. Topics of conversation include Apple Computers, new ways of cooking tofu, global warming, peace protests, legalizing marijuana(but, just for medical use, of course), and bandannas.

Cab Driver: Get out of the street! You are going to get killed! What's that smell?

Bike Vegan: Hey mannn, which way to the Starbucks?

See vegan, tofu, starbucks, bicycle


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