Bikerbating

What is Bikerbating?

Riding your bike trainer while strangling your monkey until your chain and floor are both covered in white lightning.

I used to hate riding the trainer in the winter until I put the bike in front of the tv, got some porn, and started bikerbating.

See bike, porn, masterbate, monkey

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