What is Biketard?
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individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. Usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with Phil Wood hubs, and Velocity rims of various colors. These posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.
It looks like the biketards are having a meeting today at ritual coffee roasters
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The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was
texting .
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a freshly used bloody tampon
Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.
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A tampon, new or used.
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