Biketard

What is Biketard?


1.

noun

individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. Usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with Phil Wood hubs, and Velocity rims of various colors. These posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.

It looks like the biketards are having a meeting today at ritual coffee roasters

See poser, fixie, track bike, scenester

2.

Any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.

The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.

See retard, lame, fool, tard, asshole, bastard


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