What is Bikini Band?
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An elastic strap worn over your swimsuit so that you can suntan without getting tan lines or flashing everyone around you.
I wear my bikini band at the beach every day because tan lines are ridiculously trashy and I have no intention of going on Jerry Springer...ever.
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The king of all muffins, very deadly
"oh god! 125,120,861 people where killed last year by the Muffin King!"
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An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, ..