Bil Mil's Law

What is Bil Mil's Law?


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As of January 1st, 2005...

Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote:

"Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!"

Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.

<Danny Mil> You better get outta here or I'm gonna kick you in the dong.

<DK> Do I have to recite "Bil Mil's Law"?

<Danny Mil> Aww Gheez

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