What is Bil Mil's Law?
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As of January 1st, 2005...
Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote:
"Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!"
Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.
<Danny Mil> You better get outta here or I'm gonna kick you in the dong.
<DK> Do I have to recite "Bil Mil's Law"?
<Danny Mil>
Aww Gheez
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