What is Bilbo?
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One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.
Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.
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2.
To raise one's legs in the air spread eagle and ask: "Gotcher bilbo?!?"
This must be done by a guy to another guy. It is considered pretty gay.
..."GOTCHER BILBO!?!?"
Oh man, I got bilboed so bad. I will never walk into a bilbo like that again.
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3.
someone who totally fucks up, like in baseball when a ball is hit to the third baseman and he totally muffs the play
Tonight was supposed to be the best night of my life until this 80 year old woman ran over my sister, fucking BILBO!
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4.
For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.
"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."
5.
Used for the word dildo but only ever used by gays or prudes, but never hardcore lezzes as they have shaved heads and GI in front of their name, therefore obviously not a virgin. They are also confused with German Women
Gay:Can we get a, y'know a Bilbo
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1.a stay at home dad
1.That woman over there brings home the bacon because her husband is a bilbo. (snickers heeh hee)
7.
An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it
I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru
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