Bilf Edit Meaning

1.

Babysitter

I'd

Like to

Fuck

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

2.

BILF is BOSS I'd Like to Fuck.

The whole point of having the acronym (like MILF) is that it's a bit taboo.

My BILF works me really hard. Yeah, baby.

Oooh, the BILF is coming! Time for me to stand by the copier and look cute....

See bilf, milf, dilf, boss, office, work, fuck, sexy

3.

Acronym: Brother I'd like to fuck.

N. Term applied to hot (usually older) brothers of best friends (bfs) or aquaintences. Used when around said targets sibling or other friends who know of siblingship.

Akin and sometimes used in place of the rarer Filf (Family I'd like to fuck; i/e:cousin, step siblings ect., aunts, uncles, cousins inlaw - of friends)

Derivitive of Milf

Note: does not denote an incestual connotation.

Jason: hey (passing to the kitchen)

Jess(studying, overtaken by jasons hotness): Your brothers a bilf.

Lynn: what?

Jess: Is he seeing anyone?

Lynn: What!?....your fucking crazy.

See brother, friend, fuck, hot, milf, dilf

4.

Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.

Jamie fell victim to a severe case of BILF during his night out at the pub.

See stumbling, beer

5.

Baldy I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"

"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"

"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"

See baldy, sey, bald, htl, mm

6.

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

See cockteaser, tits, cleavage, miniskirt, cfm boots

7.

Bolduc I'd like to fuck.

Damn, that's a bilf. A Bolduc I'd like to fuck.

See bolduc, bilf, ilf