What is Bilge Monkey?
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a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
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eating indian food for the first time.
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Someone who eats their own poo.
"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"
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