What is Bilge Monkey?
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a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
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Apparently a place that spawns ugly people.
She looks like she ran through an ugly forest and didn't miss a branch!..
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An extremely minor complaint about a completely unnecessary luxury item.
Paris says her latte wasn't frothy enough. Bourg-Waah!
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