Bilge Monkey

What is Bilge Monkey?


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a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.

look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath

See bilge rat, crust punk, grease monkey, pbr, boat, drunk


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