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Halfway through sex (Preferabley with a woman) the man tenses his nut-sack and slots both his bollocks AND his penis into the womans vag..
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To have your blog linked to or acknowledged by someone famous like Guy Kawasaki who totally kicks ass, but if you told your mom about it..
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One of descent from England, but no-where else (not even other parts of the united kingdom) who can trace his or her mitochrondric DNA t..