What is Bill Gates?
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correction, his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes a good man and a philanthropist who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.
Bill Gates does not dress up like P. Diddy ...even though hes a thousand times richer than him.
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Very rich man, founder of the multi-billion dollar company microsoft. Created the Windows Operating System, which was found to be more userfriendly and useful than other operating systems at the time.
He is always the butt of jokes and envied for his money, so dumbasses say he is "SATANZ!!!11" or Hitler, even though he is co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Minority Scholarship and donates more than any other 2 celeberties to the research of AIDS. So fuck off, you stupid cocks.
Dumb Person: Bill Gatesz owes me money hes evilz!!
Me: Shut up you stupid fuck. You're just jealous you're not a goddamn genius who was the first to pick up on a good idea for money. Piss off.
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A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
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Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.
An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.
I'm rich bitch!
- Bill Gates
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Owns the company Microsoft, which makes and owns the rights to Windows, Explorer, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, FrontPage, Powerpoint etc. etc.). Therefore, incredibly profitable company in Seattle, as almost every business on the planet pays it a commission for using its software (excluding those in South East Asia, for example, where the copyright and patent treaties do not apply).
For general lust for power, in US historical terms, ranks far below the other earlier Robber Barons, like say J.P. Morgan, Rockefeller etc etc.
Bill Gates, the nerdy Robber Baron with a human face.
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A term used to describe a person who gives more than they expect; an unselfish person.
Her distinguishing trait was her munificence: she gives liberally to those less fortunate than herself. People always said she was a real Bill Gates when it came to charity.
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The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.
People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.
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