What is Bill Gates Raped My Cat?


1.

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.

On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.

Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."

{Dude sitting there playing 360}

{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}

Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!

{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}

{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}

{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact

happen}

Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!

See rrod, xbox 360, bill gates, cat


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