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When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up th..
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The act of watching porno trailers to get off because you are:
To young to have a credit card
To stupid to sign up to a porn site
Are..
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Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while s..
