What is Bill Walton?
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The greatest color commentator in the history of Western Civilization
Bill Walton, after being asked about the Knicks point guard play in the NBA Finals: (Turns his head and looks directly into the camera, pauses)..."Charlie Ward sucks"
Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper Jones: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball!
Walton: Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet
Walton: Balderdash, this is the playoffs!
Walton: Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!
Walton: And just a horrible pass from Walton (Luke Walton, his son)
Walton: That was the worst inbounds pass in the history of the Clippers organization.
Walton: Larry Johnson, who spent the last 48 hours railing against the world, what a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it.
Walton: Abbie Hoffman wasn't a fugitive from Justice, Justice was a fugitive from Abbie Hoffman.
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Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.
Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.
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