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The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.
I must.
OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you..
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A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.
Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.
See mark..
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Receiving oral sex in a rental vehicle and blowing your load all over the upholstery.
"Dude, don't sit there. That car'..
