What is Billson?
1.
South Yorkshire term meaning a reckless, hyperactive
As with most scallies, billsons emit nasal whining noises rather than regular speech. Billsons, however, tend to be much louder and rowdier than their peers, giving you ample advance warning should you encounter one on the street.
In addition to accepted scally behaviour, billsons appear to specialise in the following:
1) Climbing
2) Throwing things
3) Picking up dog turds with the end of a stick.
4) Running at mates and hanging from their necks, therefore dragging said 'mate' down onto the ground.
5) Being encouraged by his mates into doing something disgusting or dangerous for their amusement e.g. urinating on railway power lines.
Scally: "Eeeyaah billson, give us back me fags, yer fuckin' dick'ead"
Billson: "Eee-aaa-eeee-yaaahhh!"
2.
A name used when you forget someone's name .
"Hey give me the Wavebird Billson..."