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When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.
Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.
See laziness, slo..
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When one wakes too early in the morning, in which it is still dark outside.
Gabriel woke up at 4:00 A.M. Therefore he was late, because..
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To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.
Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh sn..