What is Billy Crystal Pants?
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Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.
Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.
Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.
God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.
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Random Words:
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To fully cup another man's genitals with one's hands.
"Stop junkyarding me, you perv!"
See junk, junkyard, genital..
