Billy Crystal Pants

What is Billy Crystal Pants?


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Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.

God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.

See pants, lame, billy, crystal, really?


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