Billy Mays Edit Meaning

1.

Spokesperson for:

Oxy-Clean

OrangeGlo

Ding King

5 in 1 Ladder

Kaboom

FoneFree

He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long

Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.

Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...

"Look at this!"

"SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!"

"KABOOM!"

2.

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.

The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.

R.I.P.

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"

-Billy Mays

See infomercial, commercial, dead, mays

3.

The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean

Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*

Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!

See billy, mays, psycho

4.

The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

See billy mays, all caps, lol, crazy, fat, al

5.

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

6.

Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy

July-20th-1958

June-28th-2009

RIP

Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?

Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have

See billy, mays, rip, live, blue, orange, glow

7.

Kaboom! and my hearing was finally gone.

guy1: Have you heard of Billy Mays?

guy2: what?

See kaboom, loudness, beard