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An extremely long nap.
Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 ho..
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Excessive pubic hair on a woman.
Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?
Mike: She was crazy and the w..