Bimbonic Plague Edit Meaning

1.

cultural disease afflicting teenage (now prepubescent) girls. Please refer to recording artist Pink's 2006 song "Stupid Girls"

This gym class is infected with a bimbonic plague! (girls in the class with makeup, jewellery and designer clothing, there to be observed rather to gain fitness)

See bimbo, bimbosity, bimboish, bimbicile

2.

Overview:

A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.

Scope:

As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)

It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.

As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.

Effects:

Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)

-Exessive blond hair.

-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*

-Developing a condition called: DITz

-Beer belly lmao.

-Part of the dumbing down of america

-Infected Persons: "bimbo"

-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small

-Reason for the size 0 pants.

-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid

-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)

-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)

-Overly dyed, falling out hair.

-167.9% PREP

-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company

-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)

-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl

Cures:(include)

-Goths

-Breaking a nail

-Not showering for 5 minutes

-the mall being nuked

-College

-Life

-Taxes

-Death

-(death of rich parents)

-Napalm applied to infected persons house

-Week old cloths

-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)

-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)

-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.

-An AIM virus

Known Causes:

-Cheerleading

-Estregen

-teenage yrs

-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)

TheDailyShow: Lately the bimbonic plague has been sweeping america.