Binjury

What is Binjury?


1.

-(noun) An injury discovered the morning after a night of heavy drinking that one has no memory of receiving. Adjective form is "binjured."

When Dallas came to a painful, hazy form of consciousness late Sunday morning, he noticed his legs were missing and exclaimed, "Oh wow, that's one hell of a binjury!"

See injury, binge drinking, pain

2.

A Binjury is a beer, or beer-related, injury

An example would be blistered elbows from drinking beer seated at wooden tables, such as are found at the Oktoberfest, Munich - as in "I have sustained a binjury which has manifested as blistered elbows" (see belbows)

See beer, injury

3.

An injury sustained whilst on a binge.

How did you sprain your ankle?

I'm not sure - must be a binjury from the party last night.

See binge, injury, drinking, booze, party


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