What is Biology?
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1. The scientific study of life.
2. One of the many things that has been pissing off religious zealots for decades. A drop in a bucket, really.
3. One of the many things that has been pissing off about 90% of all students for decades.
4. The 21st century counterpart to physics/chemistry (20th century) and mechanics (19th century).
Things are gonna change around here again.
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a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce
biology= many try, few succeed
dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.
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The study of life.
Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.
Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....
see? no one cares.
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the most horrible class in the world
i hate biology
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the worst class in the world. it makes freshman year suck more than it should.
biology sucks ass.
i hate biology.
i'm failing biology.
fuck biology.
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The world's most evil science. The so called study of life. Is actually a breakaway sect which originally practised
1. I have Biology classes next. I believe I will be sacrificed to the one eyed demon Biology god.
2. A Biology camp is the most efficient and sadistic form of torture.
3. Emos who do Biology are so traumatised they stop self harming and become functional members of society.
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term for sex, especially when used along with the word "study" and in reference to the self and another person
No, I can't hang out, my gf and I are going to "study biology" tonight.
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