Biostitute

What is Biostitute?


1.

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

See fraud, research, biology, biotechnology

2.

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

See archaeostitute, scientist, prostitute, money

3.

In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.

that fucking biostitute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.

See fireninja


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