What is Bi-postal?
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Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.
I'm so Bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for Amtrack to another state!
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The act of felching (sucking of semen from the ass) with a snorkel.
I wanted to surprise Bob for his birthday, so I gave him a Turkish ..