Bi-postal

What is Bi-postal?


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Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.

I'm so Bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for Amtrack to another state!

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