Bi-postal

What is Bi-postal?


1.

Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.

I'm so Bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for Amtrack to another state!

See boyfriend, love letters, calm, passion, menopause, marriage, divorce


31

Random Words:

1. The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake. Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
1. Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration. Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to t..
1. ass, idiot, but in a cool way, almost like nigger whats up theeza? How you doin' today?..