What is Bi-postal?
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Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.
I'm so Bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for Amtrack to another state!
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When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass ..
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Fucking a dead animal.
Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.
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When you have sex w..