What is Birch?
1.
An alternative for
"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."
"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."
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2.
the promenade in the heart of Brea, California. Often referred to as Birch Street. Basically, the only fucking thing to do in Brea if your under 18 and can't drink or party. Includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. Kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.
Pretty much truee. Yeahh i live theree.
BOY 1 "Sheeeeeet Sonn, You going to Birchh tonight?"
BOY 2 "Hell Yeahh. Got no where elsee to be."
-OR-
GIRL 1 "Heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?"
GIRL 2 "Hmmm, Birchh?"
GIRL 1 "Suree, unless you wanna go to the mall."
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3.
1. A red Bull and Vodka
2. A derogatory term for someone you don't want to call an outright bitch.
3. A name to address a crowd of people by
1. I am thirsty, im gonna drink a fuckin birch
2. fuck that birch
3. what's up birches? Someone bring me a birch
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4.
the greatest game alive..ayed by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better?
Yo lets go birch...and use some wood
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5.
A combination of a bird and bitch.
That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.
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6.
a curly headed decent looking boy who used to have a semi-normal name but no one rembers it anymore. I brainwashed my good buddy into crushing on with the thought of a super deluxe mini condo & the fact he couldn't be any worse than Reshawn.
Did you brainwash her too, or is this not a Birch sceanario?
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7.
sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a
Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.