Birch-blond Babe

What is Birch-blond Babe?


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A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.

Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.

See glory hole, masturbator, jack-off, intercourse, sex, woody


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