Birching

What is Birching?


1.

the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush.

"what are you . . . chewing on a stick?"

"No, I'm birching."

See birch, twigging, twig

2.

Birching is an intense form of pining

Why doesn't he just go out and get a life and stop birching?

See pining, whining, pathetic, hermit, Undokey


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