Bird Shit

What is Bird Shit?


1.

a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.

yo cracka!

shut up, bird shit!

man dont call me dat

u are bird shit though!

i am?

yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!

See bird shit, white, whitey, cracka, honkey, birdshit

2.

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit

Bird 2: well then do a bird shit

Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

See shit, bird, feces, poo, white

3.

Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.

Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?

Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.

See bird, shit, poop, brown, green

4.

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right

See twitter, tweet, spam, spim, email

5.

deficating on someones head and then ejaculation onto the stool.

He took a bird shit on her.

See bird, shit, deficate, sex, crap


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