Bird's Custard

What is Bird's Custard?


1.

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

2.

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

See snatch, pie, girl juice, motion lotion, snail trail


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