What is Birdseye?
1.
To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.
"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"
"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"
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2.
means you are chatting waffle. you are chatting birdseye is another way of saying
I got a million pounds in my pocket, birdseye
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