What is Birke?
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Extremely thrifty person never found inside stores or restaurants. Never been seen with a woman, but claims not to be gay. Most likely to be seen at thrift stores/ asleep at the wheel. Suffers from massive gastrointestinal diseases. Likes to drink soap.
That bum over there under the bridge has got some serious birke going on.
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Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one m..
