Birkenhead Mouser

What is Birkenhead Mouser?


1.

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "


77

Random Words:

1. when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering ..
1. A really, really bad movie. So bad, that 15 minutes before the end you see a trail of emo guys storming out. (after spider-man 3) Mari..
1. Someone who is just an extreme goofster, someone who plays the bluegrass banjo "Did you see Brian G. today?"-Steph "Yea..