Birkenhead Mouser

What is Birkenhead Mouser?

1.

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "
0

Random Words:

Poon Diving
1. Noun: Going scoping for girls to do. I went poon diving with my friend Jamal. See poon, girls, sex, vagina, pussy 2. The act of gett..
Read more
Skanger
1. The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognis..
Read more
Dude Count
1. (Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The hig..
Read more