Birkenhell

What is Birkenhell?


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A dirty shithole full of knobheads, also known as Birkenhead. Should you ever want to be stabbed, raped and then mugged (in that order) go there. Birkenhell is also full of tramps pestering you for 20p for "the bus home" when really they're going to go pick up some smack, and then go about their usual routine of killing babies and having sex with close family members. The inhabitants of Birkenhell are responsible taking the scouse accent and pissing all over it. Avoid at all costs.

"WOT LAD?!"

*stab*

"NOB'ED!!"

*rape*

"WEEEEEEYYY!!"

*runs off with money and phone*

^ what happens on a regular basis in Birkenhell ^

See birkenhead, birkenvegas, scouser, tramp, smackhead


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