What is Birkenparents?
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Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"
"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"
"Why?"
"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"
"shit, they're totally birkenparents"
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A disease that causes greatly ammount of typos, stupidity, randomness, e.t.c.
This disease is found in beer, coffee, and cookies.
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A shot of Jagermeister dropped into a full glass of beer, drank all in one swallow.
Jager shot + glass of 211 = gnarly jager bomb
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