What is Birkenparents?
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Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"
"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"
"Why?"
"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"
"shit, they're totally birkenparents"
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Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you id..
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A Person who starts the rumors and get them around the school. Can't be found out and is pretty much invisible.
Me a rumorsparkers..
