Birkenparents

What is Birkenparents?


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Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"

"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"

"Why?"

"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"

"shit, they're totally birkenparents"


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