What is Birkenparents?
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Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"
"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"
"Why?"
"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"
"shit, they're totally birkenparents"
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A place where people go where they are faced with extream excitement of somthing that has happened.
Mom: I Just brought you 10 hookers ..
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A red diaper doper baby;
A comie pinko liberal puke;
Socialist;
Emotional and prone to drunken acts of cursing;
Em0-haired;
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