What is Birkenparents?
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Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"
"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"
"Why?"
"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"
"shit, they're totally birkenparents"
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Kim's nick name cuz she is destined for a bondage camp.
naughty bear! you sex toy! come here!
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In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.
Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut ..
