What is Birmingham Screwdriver?
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A hammer. Usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. Refers to the habit of a Birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton] to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. Similar to 
If it don't work - hit it.
If it still don't work, use a bigger hammer.
Ay, Jimmeh, pass uz tha' Birmingham Screwdriver - oi can't geh this new graphics card in this bastard compu'er wivaht a slight modifahcation
whack There, snug as yo' mum
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Ejaculating.
Sometimes, all a guy wants to do is bust a nut, and go to sleep.
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To place a man's nuts between a woma.. 
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while doing your mate, cum on her anus and when she farts, she will make a bubble, a very "dirty bubble"
dude! last night my ..