Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Velocity

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Lif'up

1. (Adj) To raise one thigh or buttocks prior to releasing built up gas in the lower intestine. Other wise known as "lifting up",..

Pulling A Southwest

1. When a plane is landing too high and too fast, with a probable result ending in it skiding off the runway. TOWER: American 592 cleared ..

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