Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

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Meathook

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Entropist

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