Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Knieving

1. Apparently, the way retarded people spell conniving. It means to scheme or plot wrongfully. I was sad when I learned my BFF was really..

W:ta

1. an actronym for the pen and paper rpg Werewolf the apocalypse by white wolf publishing oooh the new W:TA stuff is in or they haven&..

Kotch And Blaze

1. The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfrien..

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