What is Birth Certificate?
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Your official diagnosis of
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
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The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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When somebody consumes a large quantity of booze and or drugs, resulting in a mental shutdown leaving them sitting there drooling like a..
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A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:
1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
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