Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Disassemble

1. When somethings broken (Must be said in a Short Circuit Johnny 5 voice) Disassemble......dead............disassemble....DEAD......damn ..

Handiness

1. This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussual..

Zenan

1. Zenan: also known as Zena Man, Jingles, Zenam and Loser is an adjective to describe the worst possible scenarios, situations, people and..

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