Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

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Znapp

1. The act of quickly putting your penis down in your pants when someone comes walking in. -Dude, my mom almost caught me masturbating yes..

W0t0t

1. The grammatically correct version of w00t. Stands for We Owned The Other Team. Note the addition of the "The", adding one more..

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