Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

W.a.w.a.

1. Acronym meaning White Ass Whack Assholes. Refers to cocky ass jock, frat, white boys and their pasty, orange-tanned, dumb, blonde ass g..

Zeolied

1. To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action. I have been Zeolied ev..

Lies, All Lies!

1. Everything you think you know. The earth is round It tastes like chicken 1+1 is 4 ..

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