Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

W00t

1. An expression of joy and excitement. I just got an A on my test. w00t! 2. w00t was originally an acronym for "we owned other te..

G-scort

1. A ford escort that has either been pimped out or completely run in the ground. take it either way. thats a g-scort right there. or ..

Kevonte

1. Beast, Monstrous, huge and amazingly cool Thats so Kevonte My Dick is Kevonte Your Kevonte See beast, monstrous, huge, amazing, coo..

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