Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Sollus

1. A male walrus, otherwise known as Sollrus. :{== Person A: Dude, what is that animal? Intellectual: A Sollus, or Sollrus. A male walru..

Agenbite

1. "Agenbite of inwit:" Middle English phrase meaning "remorse of conscience," popularized by James Joyce in his 1922 n..

Zappala

1. big harry monkey with a big ass penis and smoes all the crack in the world, once fucked 12 girls and 3 guys at the same time Look at Za..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Birth Certificate Edit Meaning