What is Birth Certificate?
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Your official diagnosis of
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
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The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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A measurement involving the penis as calibration.
Ahh, the ass is just a dick's tilt away from the pussy...
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when a guy hangs on a chandelier while a girl gives him a blow job while they spin in circles on the chandelier until then fall off
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