Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Elmpt

1. A large village, friendly ace and has excellent ice cream parlours. In Nordrhein Westfalen in the north of Germany near the Netherlands..

[zoi]

1. A cute, fun loving girl who you cannot stop talking to. That girl Zoe is such a zoi. See sweetie pumpkin, cutie, doll, adorable..

Zozers

1. Talks faster than the speed of light, blonde and da Zozerfied Zozers was on a mad one innit, ZOZERS BOI! See zoe, jones, laugh, blonde..

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