Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Zelibe

1. (n) 1. Ownage 2. The act or process of ownage (vb) 1. To own 2. To donkey punch or stgh w00t; that movie was t3h Zelibe!..

Zehan

1. 1. pink-a-holic 2. anal about cleaning up 3. ean-o-holic 4. hot babe with a smile will knock you off ur feet 5. (never gets mad at..

Kaburst

1. When one farts so hard they shit in their pants. Usually associated with diarhea. Jimmy's face reddened when he relized he had K..

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