What is Birth Certificate?
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Your official diagnosis of
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
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2.
The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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Random Words:
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to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.
a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough..
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A fun way to say "Obstetrician Gynecologist".
JEFF: Sarah, when is your appointment with O.B. Gyn Kenobi?
SARAH: Monday at 9..