Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Goldmoose

1. A type of Condom made of pure Gold taht only would fit te Gods of Olypmus, which are MASSIVE COCKS, also would taste like ranch.. with t..

Hopkin

1. 1. A child who sells drugs in degraded areas. 2. A young assistant or apprentice. 1. The hopkin on the behind the dumpster offered me ..

Nestle Bug

1. a very sweet and cute lover. A term of endearment. Pet name. Eve is my nestle bug See cutie, sweetie, lover, honey, baby..

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