Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

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1. (1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton (2)a att..

Suneel

1. A slang word, referring to large whale testicles. Scientist: Look at the Suneels on that baby! See testicles, whales, balls, nuts, hum..

Zelong

1. An extremely asian person. While generally highly intelligent, lacks basic grammar skills. No way, you aced that test - so Zelong. See..

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