Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Clitdiver

1. Name for a homosexual female. Your girlfriend is such a clitdiver. See lesbian, women, clit, homosexual, diving..

Lionell

1. A boy that's always staring at my friend.(Who is a boy) See: gmf Ewwwwww! Lionell is staring at my brother!..

Fiduciary Bag

1. Same use as douchebag but changed to be SFW. No one likes Kevin Trudeau. He is such a fiduciary bag. See douchebag, jackass, idiot, fa..

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