What is Birth Certificate?
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Your official diagnosis of
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
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2.
The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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Random Words:
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1. Cold air blowing out of the vents.
2. Not sweating while just sitting in the car.
2. Not hotter than it is outside in Arizona!
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A way of saying "Fuck Off" which is a scramble of "Go Fuck a Buffalo", just switch the B and F.
"Mike, Go buck..
