Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?


1.

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

2.

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life


97

Random Words:

1. white people's time - an event starting on time versus starting late. w.p.t. time versus c.p.t. which is colored people's tim..
1. W K Y stands for Would Know Ya. This evolved as an offshoot of the reply D K Y . It began sometime in the 1970's by local teenage..
1. When your knickers are full off glory. knickerbockerglory: After you have just had sex. See knicker, bocker, glory, knickers, sex..