Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Beedie

1. A cigarallo filled with marajiuna. Pass the beedie, cuz. See blunt, duby, beedy, beedi..

Oofa

1. Acronym for Official Old Farts Alliance. Group of the best heavy metal and rock oldies on the planet. Regularly meet for gigs and festi..

Depremo

1. A music genre thats a combination of depressive and emo. My favourite type of music is depremo, like MayDay Parade. See depressive, em..

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