Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

Ifeminist

1. An ifeminist is a REAL feminist that does NOT: 1. Turn to the government for help (unlike radical feminists) 2. Become a butch lesbian..

No-boner

1. Similar to "no-brainer", when a chick is so fine, you don't even need to think with your wang before you to take her to b..

Goose!

1. GOOSE!: what you holler when you poke a finger down someones a-crack taking the action of running a finger down exposed crack in a jabb..

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