Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

W.a.r.t.e.r

1. pirates drink,The(R)favorite letter of the alphabet Whens me throat gets dry, me drinks some w.a.r.t.e.r..

Pantic

1. A very sneaky but fierce elbow to the temple. Pantic bites toung points, shines, sharpens, hooks, follows through and glares and victim..

Oh Hells No

1. Definite no Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up. See John..

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