What is Birth Certificate?
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Your official diagnosis of
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
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The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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Random Words:
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The act of someone photoshopping phallus (penis') onto the nipples of naked models bodies.
The people doing this claim the models ..
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To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so..
