Birth Certificate

What is Birth Certificate?

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

See life, birthday, disease, std

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

See birth, baby, retard, life

900

1. two and a half rotations (a nine-hundred degree turn). usually this is done as a trick on a skateboard, bmx bike, or with in-line skate..

Pb&face

1. PB&Face, 1. n. having peanut butter on your face, usually through forceful application. -ed, adj. -ing, v. -r, n. 2. n. a lewd sex..

Zagnut

1. to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner. Peter North received a glorious zagnut..

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