Birth Control

What is Birth Control?


A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.

I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!


A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?


What humans are reluctant to do since sexis a fun activity.

The Catholicchurch states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.



1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes

less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.

2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in

at least nine different forms to women-for now about

50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even

touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted

kids still get here.

3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women

than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for

irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man

who decided when a baby would be born.

SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK

found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My

doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I

just want to FEEL you."


happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I

don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."

See goldigger, idiot, fraud, deception, pregnancy


Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

See babies, baby, kids


the act of using an alias for a one night stand


something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....

Your dad: Damn straight!

See birth, vagina, control, baby, your mom


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