What is Birth Control Glasses?
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In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my
birth control glasses .
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2.
Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.
Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!
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