What is Birth Control Glasses?

1.

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

See Smokey

2.

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.

Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!

See Davy
34

Random Words:

Usyd
1. The University of Sydney. The best University in NSW, and should be in the whole country because nobody goes to ANU or cares about it. ..
Read more
Varg Vikernes
1. Varg Vikernes was born Kristian Vikernes on February 11, 1973, outside of Bergen, Norway. known by the nom de plume Count Grishnakh duri..
Read more
Batwing
1. When you stretch the extra skin betwen your balls out far and flat, like a sheet of paper. So you can see the veins and everything, like..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free