What is Birth Control Glasses?

1.

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

See Smokey

2.

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.

Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!

See Davy
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