Birth Turd

What is Birth Turd?

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

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Zootiebag

1. To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid. You remember last night? Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged. ..

Tookus

1. Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man. I should get off my tookus and get a job..

Kallamazoo

1. A good location to have sexor take part in sexual activities. Damn man, the back of my car is pure Kallamazoo...

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