Birth Turd

What is Birth Turd?

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

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Zittle

1. Its cross between a zit and a pimple. That stands out like you have a red skittle on your face. Damn, i've got a big date tonight ..

Queen's Dutchery

1. Upon completion of lovemaking, you pull out and give the girl a pearl necklace while shitting on her head. Alias, Jason Chaffin. Suzie..

Zamu

1. All that is good. Being happy! Meaning life is good :]! (Z-am-u) To feel great and content. Very okay. "Hey how are you?" ..

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