Birth Turd

What is Birth Turd?


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When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

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