What is Birth Turd?
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When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.
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To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out..
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The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.
I thought mom had gas, but..
