Birthday Breakdown

What is Birthday Breakdown?


1.

A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.

Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.

Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.

It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!

Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.

See birthday, mental, breakdown, crisis, wanker, tool


32

Random Words:

1. A small, brown, hairy fruit with a sour flavor; usually grown in Australia. Ultad enjoys eating mahutus at night. See australia, kiwi,..
1. mispronunciation of birthday, used by those who talk like they have a load of shit in their mouths Yo yo yo, it mah birfday! Less go g..
1. noun The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis. During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all..