Birthday Breakdown

What is Birthday Breakdown?


1.

A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.

Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.

Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.

It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!

Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.

See birthday, mental, breakdown, crisis, wanker, tool


32

Random Words:

1. A term in which you are referring to something being completely serious and or real. "Hey, I just took the biggest shit. On some r..
1. The "phantom" vibration one feels from their cell phone when set to vibrate. Phibration occurs most often when anticipating an..
1. Using "Remove Connection" or "Remove from Friends" to remove a friend on Facebook. She was creeping, so I had to fa..