What is Birthday Candle?
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Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"
No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.
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A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very ..
