Birthday Candle

What is Birthday Candle?


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Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

See birthday, candle, jerk off, load, cum


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