Birthday Sex

What is Birthday Sex?


1.

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.

Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.

See birthday, sex, blowjob, relationship, annual

2.

its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed

he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends

3.

the best birthday present. Usually involving 1 or more hookers.

My mom got me the birthday sex and I was satisfied. I always anticipate my birthdays in the future hoping for this present.

See slut, sex, birthday suit, birthday


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