Birthday Welfare

What is Birthday Welfare?


1.

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

See welfare, birthday, gift, employment, job, lazy


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