Birthquake

What is Birthquake?

This happens when a fat bitch has a baby. Usually caused by a rift in the fatbitchtonic plates.

Nurse: That 'birthquake' measured a 9.8 on the richter scale,

Doctor.

Doctor: Doctor.

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