What is Bis?
1.
1) Shortened form of
2) Short for "bisexuals."
Rocky: "Oh man, my muscles are killing me! Check out the gun show! (flexes arms) I did bis and back at the gym, and I hit it hard!"
Jeff: "Reminds me of your mom and sister last night."
Rocky: "What?"
Jeff: "I hit those bis from the back REAL hard, bitch!"
Rocky: "Awwww sniggity snizzap."
See
2.
A term that is formally used to address a person, both male and female, that has familar to the term "bitch". It is used normally with a shreiking tone.
Yo, stop stepping on my shoes, BIS!!!!!!!!
See
3.
A Kr0ean who says he is not a whale.
"Hey whale!" "I'm not a whale!"
See
4.
Weird, ugly, fat ommpa-loompa like creature. Particularly bad grammar/spelling. Will bite.
see also: secret ugly,
Bis punched me in the chest because he could not reach my face.
5.
Founder of a new laguage referred to as bis-ish.
Found in bars drinking hand grenades. Can be recognized by the noise *cuak*
Usually is surrounded by one or more of the following PC's, wh0rez, fish and/or ferrets.
where da bis at?
like bis is
blahblahblah
the end?
See
6.
1. Boner In Sweatpants. There is nothing more awkward then walking into a party with a boner in sweatpants.
2. Offered up by clones on the Jim Rome show to be the name for his horse.
"Dude, talking to Tina's parents after they caught us bumping uglys is like having a bis at a party."
See
7.
May sometimes appear as a robot. The bad typing is definitely one of the flaws.
Bis is great at shaggin. Fa shizzle ma nizzle.