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Laugh My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off; Holy Fucking Shit
OMG LMGDMFAO HFS
See omg, omfg, wtf, lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao..
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Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..
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An erection that tempts a female to get jiggy on it.
Linda: Did you see that guy's member?
Kris: I sure did. It was eroclicious..