What is Biscuit Memorial Hour?
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The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
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