Biscuit People

What is Biscuit People?


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The term 'Biscuit People' is used to refer to members of society who (it is assumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. They stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their Matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. It should be noted that in a family unit containing a 'Biscuit Person' that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.

"Why does that ugly chav smell like shit?"

"She's a Biscuit Person, don't be mean"


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