What is Biscuity Goodness?
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Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.
"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."
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In poker - Jacks.  Kings are Cowboys, Jacks are "Young Guns" or just "Guns".
I got two pair; Young Guns and Cowboys..